Jack's Depressing Day

Halloween

A Halloween that i remember was when i was walking around, just wondering. we decided to go downtown because we had nothing better to do. everybody kept complaining about how boring this is and then this kid got hit by a car that i didn't know. the rest of the evening got worse, on the way home from downtown some weird homeless man was looking at me, and i swear he was on something. It also kind of creeped everyone else out.

Submissions for the Lit Mag

That One Thing That You Love In The Middle Of the Night

My kind of soul food
the steaming bowl of "pasta" and tomato sauce
heat this wonderful sensation on the stove top until it boils
when you can almost taste this "wonder sensational"
once its finished, let it sit for 5 - 10 before you dive in
this wonderful thing that is pasta shaped as O's surronded by tomato sauce
is known as
Spaghetti O's.

I've Got a Problem

You know what they say?

How admitting you have a problem is the first step?

Well, I have a problem.

You know when you go out to save the world and everyone’s relying on you?

And you know you should concentrating on stopping Dr. dooms-pollutionater

But all you can think about

Is that one cigerette.

I mean, when you start to think about it

It’s just one little cigerette

What can it do?

You know its wrong

But you’ve been a straight edge goody-goody

All your life

And you should branch out, you’re curious

I know! I know!

It’s not something like me should do

But life isn’t fair.

People aren’t perfect.

They let you down

They screw up the earth

It’s not easy being captain planet.

Childish Poem

My favorite thing to play with are pokemon
my friend jimmy got a new tv
i really like candy and cookies
me and my friends like to play shootin games
whenever i see something shiny, i have to have it.
one time my dad lost his job and we almost had to move and we waited forever for him to get another job and we almost lost our house and i like animals and i don't know where electricity comes from.

Prose Write

"For the most wild thing yet most homely narrative which i am about to pen, I neither except nor solicit belief" said the president as he walked into the room. "but George, Rumsfeld and i were just talking about the awesome game between the Rays and the Red Sox and how the curse of Manny Ramirez has been cursed on the Red Sox." said Cheney. 

"Oh, don't say anything about the game lat night, i recordified it with my dish DVR." said Bush.

"Mmmmmmrrrr" replied Cheney.

"hey did you guys see the SNL with Sarah Palin? said Osama Bin Laden as he stepped out of the oval office closet. "Yeah, i felt before that she couldn't make anymore of an idiot of herself, but then she proved me wrong." said Rumsfeld

Lit Mag +/-/NI

Good
-I really like the photography, it makes it not so pale.
-The layout is creative.
-I also really liked the covers

I didn't find anything that i didn't really hate about it.

Needs Improvement
- I couldn't really find anything that i didn't like except for having to turn the magazine around a lot to read everyones stories.

That One Thing That You Love In The Middle Of the Night

My kind of soul food
the steaming bowl of "pasta" and tomato sauce
heat this wonderful sensation on the stove top until it boils
when you can almost taste this "wonder sensational"
once its finished, let it sit for 5 - 10 before you dive in
this wonderful thing that is pasta shaped as O's surronded by tomato sauce
is known as
Spaghetti O's.