Prose Write

"For the most wild thing yet most homely narrative which i am about to pen, I neither except nor solicit belief" said the president as he walked into the room. "but George, Rumsfeld and i were just talking about the awesome game between the Rays and the Red Sox and how the curse of Manny Ramirez has been cursed on the Red Sox." said Cheney. 

"Oh, don't say anything about the game lat night, i recordified it with my dish DVR." said Bush.

"Mmmmmmrrrr" replied Cheney.

"hey did you guys see the SNL with Sarah Palin? said Osama Bin Laden as he stepped out of the oval office closet. "Yeah, i felt before that she couldn't make anymore of an idiot of herself, but then she proved me wrong." said Rumsfeld