Toby

There once was a man who hated his boss. His bosses name was Michael and he was a comedic genius, but really stupid. he then went into work and told Michael "i quit". this mans name was toby and he loved all of his coworkers, but not his boss.

John, The Yankees Fan

So, there once was a man who's name was john. He got so very sick of terrible Georgia traffic, so he bought a plane ticket to Portland, OR. He didn't enjoy the flight, as does no one enjoy sitting on a plane for 5 and a 1/2 hour plane flight. anyways, this guy named john, well he was very hungry once he got off the plane so he found a awesome pub nearby and had lunch there. he had one of their homemade microbrews and a plate of spaghetti. after that, he hopped on mass transit (the light rail) called MAX. Almost like MARTA, but done a lot better, way more convienent stops, and people who don't sell socks on it. Once he got off at downtown Portland, he saw he entire NY Yankee baseball team. His jaw dropped to the floor and he ran over and met everyone. This was odd, because Portland doesn't have a MLB team, the nearest baseball team was 3 hours away in Seattle. after this he ran into the Boston Red Sox. As, being a big Yankee fan, he took to hating them almost as a religon. His most despised red sox player was Coco Crisp, the most evil red sox of them all. He made his way towards coco crisp, and punched him in this face. after his delightful day, he slept all the way home.

Fridays Write

I was waiting for dad to get home from picking up grandma. Everyone was acting very strange, strange even for Christmas. (The truth is, is that grandma actually died on the car ride there, but they don't Jimmy to know that) Everyone was running around frantically, running in from outside, from what it seemed to be grandma. I asked dad why she wasn't saying anything, he replied "she had a long car ride son, she fell asleep."

A Few Hours Later

It was finally time to open presents, but they were carrying her again put her down on the armchair behind me and started to spray her with febreeze. I didn't think to ask why. As we started to open presents, i looked over my shoulder and saw grandma's head roll around in a limp circle almost as if it was a clip out of the excorsist; i jumped up and screamed. My parents turned around and saw this also and tried to cover it all up by calling 911. When the ambulance came, i overheard them talking. they said that body had been dead for awhile and they were calling the police. After about 5 minuets i saw dad being put in the back of the cop car. Merry Christmas!!!

Portland

Portland, where the smell of fresh air is very strong and a vague sound of MAX roaring down the north-south line. Even in downtown Portland, you can still see the peak of Mt. Hood and Mt. St. Helens.