John, The Yankees Fan

So, there once was a man who's name was john. He got so very sick of terrible Georgia traffic, so he bought a plane ticket to Portland, OR. He didn't enjoy the flight, as does no one enjoy sitting on a plane for 5 and a 1/2 hour plane flight. anyways, this guy named john, well he was very hungry once he got off the plane so he found a awesome pub nearby and had lunch there. he had one of their homemade microbrews and a plate of spaghetti. after that, he hopped on mass transit (the light rail) called MAX. Almost like MARTA, but done a lot better, way more convienent stops, and people who don't sell socks on it. Once he got off at downtown Portland, he saw he entire NY Yankee baseball team. His jaw dropped to the floor and he ran over and met everyone. This was odd, because Portland doesn't have a MLB team, the nearest baseball team was 3 hours away in Seattle. after this he ran into the Boston Red Sox. As, being a big Yankee fan, he took to hating them almost as a religon. His most despised red sox player was Coco Crisp, the most evil red sox of them all. He made his way towards coco crisp, and punched him in this face. after his delightful day, he slept all the way home.