My Flattend Basketball Hoop

One day, the United States was threatened by Rhode Island because it was tired of being the smallest state. It said that it wanted billions of dollars by midnight that night. But, of course the United States doesn't negotiate with terrorists or Rhode Island, they didn't deliver the money that night. Thus, Rhode Island was still mad and fired a missile at my backyard exploding and knocking over my basketball hoop with its strong and powerful winds.